thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)



postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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1500hp:

i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am



clamperl:

WHY DOES FLIRTING HAVE TO BE SO HARD





cart-rat:

Me: *walking in the kitchen* “what are you making to eat, dad?”

Dad: “I’m having pancakes!”

Me: “where did you get pancakes?”

Dad: “well, they’re not real pancakes but they’re pancakes to me.”

Me: *looks over* “you’re just putting syrup on toast…”



shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes